January 2011
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puff levels are H I G H: BOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSS →
unicornsareace: saffythegeek: fogcityemu: crystalsoulslayer: gypsyblue: crystalsoulslayer: gypsyblue: mine are huge. Mine are virtually nonexistent. You can have some of mine lol Nah, that’s okay. Big boobs, small boobs, jiggly boobs, static boobs,… Slam Poetry.  “Tittie Man” by Rock Baby  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_UFUGtybU  
Jan 1st
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December 2010
78 posts
Dec 31st
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“I just saw “Crash”. Is LA really like that? Yes. Los Angeles is nothing but a...”
– Dear Coke Talk: On fun sized advice.   (via littleorphanammo) Dear Everybody on the Fucking Planet, Please remember this the next time you see a movie based in Kentucky or any other part of Appalachia.  We aren’t what Hollywood makes us out to be—toothless, barefoot, uneducated meth...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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That awkward moment when Stephanie Meyer and Sarah...
thecuntmentality: This.
Dec 31st
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“This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see...”
– Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via justanothermugglegirl)
Dec 31st
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“You know if I could go back in time, I would lez it up 24 hours. Believe me, one...”
– Betty White [SNL] (via lgbtlaughs)
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Eh, fuck me.
If you don’t pay the cable bill, it will be cut off.  fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Fingertips and Curvy Hips: I call bullshit. →
queercakes: There’s a new MTV show starting tonight called “I Used to be Fat” and it’s about people reinventing themselves by losing weight. Losing weight does not change who you are. It only changes how you look. If they were promoting health I would be all about it. But I hear people on the commercial… Last spring, i lost 20 pounds.  I never felt more alive or satisfied with my body...
Dec 30th
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gematriya asked: Happy birthday! :D I hope you had an awesome awesome day!
Dec 29th
WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Movie Mashup of the Day: Leandro “Copperfield” Braga of “Tarantino vs Coen Brothers” and “Kubrick vs Scorsese” fame spent 11 days re-watching all 11 Pixar feature films released to date in order to piece together this rather stellar mashup of over 500 hand-selected scenes. Braga says: Pixar’s films have always been very important in my life. I was 6 years old when I watched Toy...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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It's my birthday!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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some of my followers are just as dirty as i am.
queercakes: homosaurus-rexx:  Some?  Please, girl…that’s why we follow you.  You make us feel normal.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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I'm not a feminist.
discoveringinfinite: Now, I’ma have a hoard of angry feminists spitting at me about female empowerment and how I give the gender a bad name. Oh, well. My ears go deaf when people open their mouths to preach.  I’m betting you are, you just don’t realize it.
Dec 28th
Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing... →
lgbtlaughs: 2gayvirgos: Doesn’t he know the best way to stay warm while snowed-in is GAY BUTT SEX? Sometimes I think that maybe these bigots are really just playing devils advocate, being utterly ignorant to make people realise how stupid *phobia and *isms are. But then I realise they’re serious, and I… just…can I… what? Wow.  So I wonder what Pat was prevented from doing…
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“Can he hit?”
– Willie Mays’ response to the question, “Is Major League Baseball ready for an openly gay player?” (via James S. Hirsch/the WSJ)
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Brian asked me to marry him!
agodamongmen: writedrunk-editsober: Bittersweet, since he leaves Indiana in the morning and goes to Africa on Wednesday. No ring yet, that happens when he comes home. But things like that don’t matter. Just knowing we’re committed forever is enough for me. I’m so happy right now. Words can’t even describe. I am the happiest man alive. there are no words to describe what happened but it feels...
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Fuck Christmas
Fuck this day.  Fuck this holiday.  Fuck this weekend.  Fuck everyone’s piped-in cheer and fuck all the hopeful people who think that this year will be better b/c they bought more.  Fuck being happy because you’re supposed to be.  Fuck snow.  Fuck this year.  I hope it fucking dies in a blaze of fucking fire.  This year has sucked and you smiling fakely and demanding that I have a...
Dec 24th
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Fuck Christmas
Fuck this day.  Fuck this holiday.  Fuck this weekend.  Fuck everyone’s piped-in cheer and fuck all the hopeful people who think that this year will be better b/c they bought more.  Fuck being happy because you’re supposed to be.  Fuck snow.  Fuck this year.  I hope it fucking dies in a blaze of fucking fire.  This year has sucked and you smiling fakely and demanding that I have a...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Is it true the most guys prefer girls with long...
discoveringinfinite: If so, I’m going to be alienating myself from the opposite sex even further, cause I’m chopping my hair off.  Who said ‘most’?  Who said any at all?  Do you really want to date someone who only likes your hair? 
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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Levis Fit Guide Quiz →
littleorphanammo: First of all THANK YOU for this quiz and these jeans Secondly and thirdly, after you take this quiz (and determine your fit) it takes you to a page called “see women like you wearing it” And you can look at women, of all sizes, wearing the jean size and color and shape you want to buy to get an idea of how it would look on you.  Meaning you can pick the size you’d buy, the...
Dec 22nd
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“Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it,...”
– Ted Alexandro (via muffdiver) (via lgbtchristians) (via gryffindyke) (via twistedglinda) (via betweenacts) (via tenor) PREACH (via criss-colfer)(via retro-glamour)(via darrens-skintightjeans)(via mythicbitch)(via figgins)(via oliviaprescott)(via odalysriot)(via snitchseeker)(via...
Dec 22nd
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“I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.”
– Arthur Hays Sulzberger (via hypersexualgirl) This is just another way of saying, “It’s okay that you are gay/black/Muslim/different, but I don’t have to like it.”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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