Since no one took me up on the offer, I’m single because:
- I’m a bitch
- I’m a cynic
- I never wear my hair down
- My weight overwhelms my life
- I’m a glass half-empty kinda gal
- I don’t feel like it
- I’m too sensitive
- I work too hard to appear not sensitive at all
- I watch too much television
- I don’t read enough
- I have unrealistic expectations for pretty much everything
- I’m intense
- I’m easily aggravated
- I don’t care
- I care too much
In which Ramou is mostly the same person as me.